I’m never clear on how some people define friendship.

Me/ does things the way I like and live happy vibes Everyone else/ oh you’re wrong, follow the rules and do what we say. Idk when my thoughts and things I like became available to everyone else to judge but OK!

Know what I realized? The last time we hung out was because you needed a ride. The last time we discussed hanging out was when you needed…weird! a ride, but also a favor. I think we’re good here.

happy Wicked trailer day to them

What is happening with Tony Romo hand!??? It is not that big no way #romohands

Yesterday really confirmed that you are just a mean person.

TELL ME WHY I’m watching the sneak peek for Vanderpump Rules and I see some STUNNING red head and it’s @Peet5WEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hashtagggg unbothereddd But also I am bothered. And annoyed. And it’s because I’m actually nice and you are not.

Petty bitches do petty bitch things 💋

I need to know if Jason Kelce will be in Buffalo this Monday!! ESPN I am a huge Bills fan but love Jason after his shirt donations to the hospital!!!! WILL BE BE SO CLOSE I CAN SMELL HIM (one can only hope!)

Watching #nightatthemuseum2 with Spenny and Derek and I had to announce that Hank Azaria is by far one of my favorite actors. I also now wonder what’s the right age to let Spence watch The Birdcage so he can see WHY.

Uhm. This happened. Thank you Brian Scalabrine I don’t think you understand how happy this made me