Seriously though....my bad

While you’re out voting Wisconsin: 1. Be Safe 2. Be Smart Because 3. Remember the fucking assholes who took away over 100 polling stations and is making a city of almost 600k vote at ONLY 5 stations. People’s health and safety fucking matter. What’s hard to understand?

If 24 hr parenting isn’t human Justin Timberlake, then consider me a mythical beast as I’ve been parenting 24hrs a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year....shall I go on? I can’t...he’s only 13mo right now. So 13mo JT.

Riddle me this: is it a

Seriously, At least you have tv and a phone.

At least a decent portion of rioters are wearing masks.

#blackoutuesday #BlackLivesMatter

#BlackLivesMatter person I know who won’t break it @NeedsAdult

In two very short hours, I will no longer be able to say I’m in my twenties.

FABLE!!!!!!!! I’ve been waiting YEARS

For the first time in almost 18 months my phone isn’t on vibrate. On another note, hope my 17mo son enjoys grandmas this weekend. #parenting

Friends with chronic back problems!! Please direct me to the best anti-fatigue mat for the kitchen. Seriously, kaven blew out his back sharpening a knife....

Unpopular opinion: The original ending of HIMYM was the best and the writers led up to it the entire damn time! Don’t even try to change my mind.

Pretty much everyone during yesterday’s debate.

You know, I’ve considered many times the past few months to end my hiatus. But I don’t think a podcast consisting of me just screaming and banging my head into the desk for 20 min would do well. Because holy fuck 2020

Swear to god all these random voting texts are like the 2020 equivalent of dick pics.

Massive congrats to Drew from @DudesOnAPorch for getting married yesterday!!!!! Hope it was awesome