Sometimes you say nothing, not because you have nothing to say, but because you know the people you are saying it to won’t receive it.

“Let me check you again” OH!?

when the water bottle pops in the middle of the night

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey

@alyssafurah if i send you this it means you didn’t get it the first time around

we broke while making triple what our parents made

So sex workers, gamblers and scammers can have a platform on here but a nigga telling you to READ got bullied into therapy?

And that's the issue. Ppl think their feelings trump science

Raise your hand if you agree that any megachurch led by a pastor who lives in a mansion, drives a luxury car and flies in a private jet SHOULD PAY TAXES. ✋

Funny Marco Interviews John Cena 😂😂😂

Baby shoutout to morticians cuz if I was one and this happened to me we a both be dead omfg

Black ppl doing the electric slide…at a ski resort…in Bulgaria…listening to Texas Hold Em…in the snow…with a transition to afrobeats the levels of this video 😭

no matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL FIND IT

NOT ERIC MAYS JESUS!!! Why ain’t I seen nobody talkin about it?!

@TeezyAintShitt Toomuchcandydept TMCshiesty407 Lollipop is calling my name 🙏🏾 Lacey Jackson Makayla

men wit good dck always b like "you ok" after s€x.... btch shut up 😂😂😂😂🙄