One of these is not like the others

Don't eat the candy

Tattletale: The doctor said I only have four days to live. Skitter: You’re sick? Tattletale: No, she just doesn’t like me. Panacea, in the distance: I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY (incorrect-worm-quotes)

it is so satisfying to know that spock and leonard nimoy would probably be best friends and play the lute together or something but jim kirk would absolutely beat the shit out of william shatner in an applebee’s parking lot

The whole internet loves Bon Appetit, a cute test kitchen that makes food! *3 years later* We regret to inform you the test kitchen is racist. *1 year* The whole internet loves Test Kitchen, the exposè exploring racism at BA! *2 days* We regret to inform you the exposè is racist

It's as if in 2014, I'd been like, "I'll just buy tumblr."

$8 a month to edit reblogs.

Fish fear me. Smaller critters... also fear me. #Dragonflight

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.