Shinny hockey! #Shinnyisforthechildren

Rizzs, Everett and the Sniper all in one booth together is too powerful

Yowza!

Adam Schefter rate my photoshop

To be fair to the Mariners, DH has to be one of the hardest spots to fill on a roster

Mariners have the third highest wRC+ in baseball if you exclude DH and 2B lol

Robbie Ray won’t start throwing till next week. Andrés Munoz will start throwing off the mound today and will start a rehab soon.

Teoscar está muy caliente

Why did a developmental coach leave MLB for college? What’s wrong with the Mariners?

If good running backs affect football games so much, then how come Derrick Henry doesn’t have a SB ring?

This is a joke right? I’m not going through the Joke-RO archives to prove it

"As far as I'm concerned, we've been playing the best basketball that's been played in New York City for a very long time." Sabrina on the Liberty 🗣️ (via New York Liberty Videos, SNY)

I can’t wait for it to come out that Connor Stalions was at every historical CFB event a la Forrest Gump

Interesting. Washington should be #1 in the College Football Playoff rankings when they come out Tuesday. You cannot convince me otherwise. Make sure Boo and all the other folks in that room see this. Tag them all. Do the right thing ESPN College Football #PurpleReign

John Stanton, via Jerry Dipoto, has stated that the Mariners will not try to win more than 54% of their games in any given season

Breaking: Seattle Sounders FC announced that they have signed GK Stefan Frei to a new two-year contract that keeps him in Rave Green thru 2025. Frei was the Club MVP for the third time in 2023 and will have played 12 years in Seattle once this new contract is completed. 🐐. #EBFG

There's never not a good day to say it — #BringBackOurSonics

I hate to agree with a moron (blue check+Barstool double whammy) but she’s right.