Hey Michael Phelps. Having a good time? You want to try living down here. Get some perspective. #London2012

Welcome back to the underside, guys. #London2012

My last look at @michaelphelps. I’ll miss him. Hey, I'll miss all these guys. It’s lonely down here. #London2012

Just what I needed after a long week: a splash of colour and some elegant moves. V nice. #London2012 #Aquatics Centre

I think there's water in my works. I'm not seeing double, but quadruple. #London2012 #Aquatics Centre

The world's turned upside down. Even the Olympic Rings. #London2012 #Aquatics Centre

Now that’s clever. I just wish I could see above the waterline… #london2012

You’ve come all the way down to my level…and in synchrony too! #London2012

Just as I was getting lonely down here...you all arrived at once! #London2012

Getting a bit lonely down here, are you staying long?! #London2012

In the water or out, everyone seems to be upside down! #London2012

Bracing myself for a five-pronged splash attack. #London2012

Hello Jessica Long! I've been so lonely in this empty pool, maybe say hi next time you dive in? #Paralympics

You don't see anyone for weeks, and then they all come along at once. I'm not complaining though. Dive on in!

Whoa...am I seeing double or are these guys #Synchro #Swimming with themselves? #Paralympic

Bubbles! Bubbles! Look at all the bubbles!

How's this for formation #swimming? Looking good up there!

Can you even see me down here? I wish someone would at least just give me a little wave #Paralympics

Looking pretty speedy up there Ellie Simmonds! Always nice to see you in my pool. #Paralympics

Hello? Is there anyone out there? Anyone..? :(