Snorlax hugs

If you get rug pulled by the fucking president you should go to looney bin

One more loosie before the project at midnight

how is it still january

m0NESY at 17 yo

“5 star restaurant” different colored stools, QR code menu, ESPN on, bro you took her to Frankie’s fun park

Wait til they find out about orange Julius

The g in lasagna is not silent to those who have the ears to hear it

Underrripe avocado, piece of shit knife, clearly has never cut a steak before and lack a fundamental understanding of meat grain. Bad try “Jaboo” fuckwit

Starting the largest egg you’ve ever seen in a cold pan with cold fat. Bro got the rarest item and bricked it

he loves his schizophrenic cat food

When will valve do something about this

Big hero six freak off

They are going to put me down

The firm grip of an ancient oath prevents me from dealing with broke bitches. If your money isn’t up I simply can not and will not interact with you

Bro these people online make an original post then 1000 people comment saying some shit like “the same thing happened to me except x y z” like dawg this is not about you y’all wanna be included so bad

I’m gonna load mine up with ply wood and shoot it at people in the bike lane

Me and international shoota would kill this