Hey Royal Mail who the *#$? Is home at 14.20 on a Wednesday?

Falling asleep with your #makeup on and waking up to your pillow looking like the first stages with #BobRoss

I’ll pay my rent with exposure shall I?!

Happy #NationalWatermelonDay 🍉🍉🍉 Love Miss B x

Am I the only one who thinks about #Grease when you see girls with #PinkHair #ImOld

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We've had a late cancellations for this evening. Seats available both early and late. Text us on 07802 364282

The next 48 hours are going to be pretty epic! Staying The Connaught (again), lunch Marcus and @DeadRabbitNYC Claridge’s

Thankful only the third time we have ever had to send out an email like this (not a great start to the day)

In the words of Naomi Klein

For the two parties that didn’t show up last night; you are the reason we are switching to Tock! More details coming soon...

Super excited to host @scoutldn tomorrow Smultronstalle for our SOLD OUT event #cocktails #tastingmenu #liveofftheland

We are really close... keep tagging! Let’s get to 1000 and let’s find a #winner x.com/smultronbar/st…

This is a perfect example of how easy it is to blame your failures on others rather than taking responsibility for your own actions. A team is only as strong as its leader. Now it’s time to hear from the employees. x.com/jamesliamcook/…

Soooo seems like Kyndra Vorster and I may be more similar than we thought ... According to my #Apple #iPhoneX we have the same #FaceID???? #biometrics #security #privacy #cybersecurity

When Steve Aoki pops by CES you gotta grab a selfie if you can’t get caked 😎 #CES2018 #EDM #tech

Hey NESCAFÉ Coffee!!! WTF is this??? You’re now selling SINGLE USE coffee cups and lids to people?!?! You should be promoting REUSABLE coffee cups not more plastic waste. We only have one planet ♻️🌏🥤👎🏼

MASSIVE 🏆 @PGTips to switch to plastic-free teabags! Retweet to ask Tetley UK Yorkshire Tea @TwiningsTeaUK to follow suit💃We want a plastic-free cuppa! mcsuk.org/news/plastic_f… #STOPthePlasticTide

Huge thank you to Glengoyne for sponsoring our ‘Recycled Penicillin’ cocktail showcased at C.H.E.F later today with @the_SRA #sustainable #antiwaste #Recycle #Birmingham #drinklikeyougiveafuck