Ranchy tattoo thread ⬇️

If you don’t scream Kuntry & Wistern at the top of your lungs with someone in mind, who are you???

I don’t clear up rumors about me🤣 if they say I do crack, then I guess I do crack.

“You have pretty teeth” is the best compliment

You CANNOT vent to all your friends 🤐 & I learned that.

To the lady at the liquor store buying a bottle of wine with change- I feel your pain.

I don’t know what I was going through a year ago, but them snap and Facebook memories. YIKES. The shade was thrown. 😂

I won the great attitude & citizenship award back in elementary school, so I know damn good & well I’m not the problem. ✌🏼

I am: []single [] taken [❌] looking to get in good with someone with a nice boat for this summer. 🌊🤠

Horseman 101: “don’t tie horses to the side of a horse trailer because if a horse sits back they could flip the trailer over on themselves, Ive seen it happen twice..” I’m not paid enough to deal with that level of stupidity. 🙃😂

*see drug deal go down* *then reads “Welcome to Clovis.”* Not saying it’s right, but it definitely makes sense.

Talking to an old man at work again today “Son, you always need to be at the salebarn when your calves sell and at home when your wife gets pregnant. Learned both those lessons the hard way.” “Oh, I guess your calves didn’t sell good?”

Whoever sprayed pepper spray at Varsity Tavern in Fort Worth last night, your mom and grandma is a hoe.

If your kid runs around the restaurant and doesn’t sit in their chair, I hope they fall.

Someone want to tell ole Tuffy it’s felt season or…??