Brands still doing April fools tweets in the year of our lord 2024? 🥴

Earthquake!!!!

Bravely announcing I did not feel the aftershock from the TWA Hotel rooftop bar

Being at Paris Disney has revealed the stark divide between queuing and non-queuing cultures

This album is bad you guys

The Challengers score had no right to go as hard as it did. Need the vinyl NOW!

I loved the Cabaret revival, sue me

Oh Eurovision is about to be a MESS today

I was trying to find some sort of witty remark to say about the humidity in New York right now but I’m too busy sweating

I know this is riveting content but I just completed my last L train rush hour commute and I am RELIEVED

Gracie Abrams was on my flight to Toronto last night lol like yes girl let’s commute to the eras tour together!! #TorontoTSTheErasTour

My inner hater wanted to jump out so badly but Wicked did in fact live up to the hype. The color grading and backlighting was also in fact heinous.

Ticketmaster really hates my ass

Woke up at 4am but finally won the Ticketmaster war and got Lana tickets for her London show

I will not tolerate All Up In Your Mind erasure

Does banning TikTok mean I can finally go out to “hidden gem”restaurants in New York again without waiting in a 2 hour line?

When I tell you i RAN to telecharge to grab these tickets…

And I will be at one of these shows 😇