How are you the worst sports GM in your city when your competition is fucking Jerry Jones

The Aaron Rodgers Jets era was special.

The key to a healthier and happy lifestyle is the 30/30/30 rule: - 30 minutes of lifting 4x/week - 30 miles minimum of walking/running a week - 30 beers minimum on the weekend Do this fool proof method to be in a flow state every second of every day

2026 is going to suck

The FIFA Peace prize used to mean something

Me at my mom's door at 3am after i threw up

I bet this hits so hard if you’re an idiot

Imagine being a John Wilkes Booth hater in 1865, like everyone tore you up for saying he was mid in Hamlet, and then opening the paper to read that he murdered the President

My friends are texting me when they see big buck hunter at the bar. 2026 is off to a strong start

The bartender sells me their poison (12 beers) and denies me their cure (a 13th beer)

If yall need a question for the end of an interview “do you drug test” is a great way to not get a job. Good luck out there

Guy who sucks at building boats: no, it's supposed to be like that. I made it like that on purpose.

I wonder if Trump will invite the Venezuelan team to the White House to meet their President

they're calling it the Worst First Date Option In DC History

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

I love how there are no conspiracy theories about Reagan getting shot. Everyone was just like, “Yeah the guy wanted to impress Jodie Foster, what are you gonna do?”

I bet they lick their lips a lot too