Me after scarfing a Caniac combo at midnight

I microdosed mushrooms at work today thinking it was weed gummies, all in all pleasant day of work

Less Taylor swift talk more Tim Wakefield talk

Yeah but what’s her favorite Eddie Money song?

Train Davis

Me tonight in Fort Collins

I’m soooo on campus right now

I refuse to be made fun of by my 40+year old boss for liking Phish when he’s listening to Young Dolph and Pall Wall

We could go see this band that’s in town The band:

Mood:

Snake fever

Bet you can’t say Montez Sweat strip sack 5 times in a row

Since there’s football on 1st thing in the morning you CAN have pizza for breakfast

The patriots are so bad lol

Couldn’t hear you sorry me and the boys are listening to Sixpence Non The Richer

SuperBear SuperBowl

This hairless nerd isn’t beating me tonight

No tds we’re scored during the making of this tweet.

Wish I could be seeing the Jack Frost Band this Christmas

Well it’s my nightmare, phish doing Gamehenge for new years at MSG and I’ve got my thumb in my ass.