It happened to me AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU: I was hanging out with 2 people and the one I know better left the room for a few minutes

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this is one of the best things ever made

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matilda:

There’s no way cowboy jack’s is that fun

My 5 year old watching Prince of Egypt: “how can God do that” My sister: “God can do anything” 5yo: “Can she jump rope?”

they should do spotify wrapped twice a year. summer me and winter me are listening to completely different music. in fact we are completely different people

In 2019, three Jewish men, who had managed to survive the atrocities of the Auschwitz concentration camp and were freed on the very same day, come together once again after a span of 73 years. Remarkably, all three men not only endured the horrors of the camp but also possess

I bought a bra on Amazon and they shipped it in a clear bag.

Driving my 6 year old to a birthday party and she asked me to play the hot dog song… Told her I wasn’t sure which one that was and could she sing part of it. This kid clears her throat goes “you ain’t nothing but a hot dog”…. It’s “vegas” by Doja Cat. I didn’t correct her

Me after 6 beers

me to myself when I predict something & i was right

in honor of 'White Chicks' premiering 19 years ago, here's a thread with the most iconic scenes from the movie:

Selena and Miley announcing new singles within 1 hour of each other