Preparing to move apartments will have one asking: Why do I have so many rocks, sticks, and shells? Am I a crow? Am I displaying crow-like behavior?

I love printing off my personal documents at work

Maryam Without bodily autonomy, no other rights exist.

Let me see if I understand. The US is capable of automatically registering men for the draft but incapable of automatically registering people to vote. Did I get that right?

when the trees are gone & the water is no longer clean & our natural resources are depleted & they’re trying to sell us bottled air like the fucking lorax, when nature becomes a luxury & the bees disappear and the food supply dwindles, at least you owned the libs, am I right?!

Don’t fight me, but I feel like food trucks need to find a way to go back to being cheaper than dine-in restaurants.

when goodreads emails you to let you that you just finished a book like thanks beast i was the one who told you that though

Hot take, but influencers have literally ruined everything. Music festivals, vacation destinations, the whole of social media, stores…literally everything.

it’s amazing that we came from fish and now we have parties

20 years of Neil banging out the tunes

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

American men are more likely to have gambling debt than to have read a book in the last year.

it’s crazy that pets just get into little fights w each other out of nowhere. they have a whole other dimension to their relationship i know nothing about. that had probably been building up for weeks

I imagine Bluetooth as a beautiful cerulean spirit flying around my house allowing my devices to whisper to each other

One of the craziest things about having a cat is sometimes you’ll go to pet them and they’ll just be wet and you have no idea why or how

Making men wear condoms not for any safety reason just so that they enjoy it less

i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so i’m tryna figure out why y’all got so much to say

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult