Chicago A 31-year-old Domino’s delivery driver was arrested late Friday after what police described as a “pepperoni standoff” over the 30 minute delivery guarantee. According to neighbors, Jessica Ramirez arrived at an apartment complex 12 minutes late with a large pizza order.

Listen I love my fiancée but I have never met anyone who takes as long as she does to order food. Like girl what are you doing!!! We’ve been to this place so many times I don’t get it 😂😂

One of my really close friends that I’ve known for a long time is getting fired soon and I’m so fckn sad cuz I can’t compromise my position and tell her, but also girl fuck capitalism and this company

No matter what I do with my hair, it looks like I’m in debt

Our night shift nursing sups are worthless. They’re allergic to addressing shit on the spot and will send me an email about it 2-4 days later. Like bitch why not say something in real time

i’m tweaking rn

NO amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.

No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto.Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I'm about to use that

Dental insurance is basically a coupon, because they actually cover nothing!

why are we normalizing $85-90 hoodies

Go to therapy like genuinely

Me on Christmas Day riding the scooter they gave to my nephew

does anyone need my Christmas list

the person i see in the self checkout camera is not who i am in my heart

Okay Walmart it’s been years now.. It’s time to bring back 24 hours

I was so excited to wake my fiancée up and serve her dinner and my mf’n dog comes flying into the room and jumps onto the bed and lands right on top of her lmaoooo. She kicked both of us out so fast and now I can’t show her the beautiful dinner I made 😭😭😭

Pros of being a T-Mobile customer: -Free Netflix -Free MLB TV -Free WiFi on United flights -Free international data anytime I travel abroad Cons of being a T-Mobile customer: -No actual cell phone service anywhere in the United States of America

him thinking he was in heaven cause she was there…the buzz is insane