Weekend is weekending

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Abdulahi Adan I owe Mighty Prophet Owuor, I remember one day I was very sick, I couldn't even move my body, but just seeing him on the tv, I managed to crawl until I reached the Tv and switched it Off.

ETH got himself to blame for that equiliser

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Saturday afternoon's are for home shopping, at least for me. And personally I always pay using mobile money 101% of the time, either to till numbers or the vendor's personal mobile numbers. The question I asked Wa Dennis in Kahawa West today was, how many customers are like me?

I'm the greatest

Unaingia sunday huko 10pm airport

Excuse us, you are not doing us any favour. We pay our damn taxes, we shouldn't even be having power cuts. Digithia gómá! x.com/Kenya_Power/st…

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Imara Daima kindly brace yourself for a blackout ^GS

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We are sorry dear Kenyans some areas of Donholm were wrongly switched off by one of our new interns, she has been punished ... ^HK

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We are blessed ^HK