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Kunal C. ARORA

@kunalcarora

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Let’s take a moment to appreciate the exes you never had to go back and forth with publicly like Elon and Trump. Thank you ladies! Also, my bad.

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Emailing back and forth with my doctor’s office about an unpaid bill that should’ve been covered. They hit me with an “upon review” and I hit them back with an “upon further review.” Correspondence pettiness is like coke for your 40s.

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If I was on the red carpet interviewing celebrities, my last question would be “May I get $100?” just to see who generous like that…

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I see the emoji 🧵 and I know I’m in for a wild ride with an ending I won’t see coming! (Someone asking me to follow them)

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My entire feed is the same shit over and over again. Something Sydney Sweeney wore. Spiders in Australia. The one chef whose dad opened the jar for her. This is a looping hell of my own creation.

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Travis Kelce’s net worth is 70 million. Taylor Swift’s net worth is 1.6 billion. Yes ladies, you’re ALL gonna have to settle.

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Posting words on X is pretty worthless cuz it’s like how am I gonna compete with videos of people getting beat up and car accidents?!