every yapper gf needs a listener bf

I like doing stuff but I loooove not doing stuff. in fact sometimes the only reason I will do stuff is so that when I get to not do stuff it feels 10X better in comparison

My work voice is so funny because what’s all that about

"second song after take me to church" cause you're all tasteless

sworn to annoy the fuck out of me

Me writing emails

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

getting out of bed on september 1st like

and ppl wonder why politics will end friendships, why would i associate with anyone who agrees w what trump is saying😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The angel and devil on my shoulders if they slayed

Free lunches for children is such an easy litmus test. If you are against it, I can easily disregard anything you ever say and forget you exist entirely.

first kid at 34 is so sexy

my unfollowing spree going triple platinum today

💔 #PumpRules

THAT WAS AN AMAZNG BEAUTIFULLY LYRCIAL FREESTYLE. RYLEE DID SUCH A GREAT JOB. WOW STEPHEN KILLED THAT. EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT FLOW SO WELL. FROM THE TRICKS, TO THE QUALITY OF DANCING. AND SHOUTOUT TO THE USA Gymnastics MALE TEAM FOR HELPING STEPHEN & RYLEE WITH THEIR FREESTYLE.