if i see one more screenshot from that blues clues video i’m going postal

We are building the largest pipeline in Virginia history in a seismic zone. Insane. #NoMVP

Heterosexual marriage seems sad it might need to be regulated by the government so as not to undermine the sanctity of gay marriage where the two people like each other.

fewer things are more humbling than getting back in your own car after returning a rental

“Please clap” -Jeb Bush (2016)

Republicans Explain Why They Voted Against Veterans’ Healthcare bit.ly/3oFbV85

i think we all know who was behind this

oh god what did they do to the fish

made a tote bag with my favorite picture of Richard Lewis / Larry David and it will be treated like a family heirloom

they chose Short Pump over GOOCHLAND for VA???

My nightmare vacation is a girls trip to Nashville

State flags with boobs on them

how it feels putting steely dan on the aux

“Jesus didn’t teach hate” really?? because Jesus specifically told me to hate this commercial

saw the most incredible license plate/magnet combo yesterday

If one more person misspells casual as ‘causal’ it’s gonna 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 me to have a stroke

I hate gay Halloween wtf do you mean you’re Charli Kelly xcx

attention: i painted a gourd to look like Snoopy

walking into the nearest bar and ordering a Vatican City handshake (glass of red wine and a shot of Malort)

End of an error. #BKKAK