Reflecting on 2022, prepared for 2023 📈

Pistol Pete and Bullet are about to ride off into the transfer portal at this rate.

Double bogey queen.

1st place in my fantasy league, I’ve never been more proud of anything. 🏆

You’ll know everything you need to know about a person in 90 days.

Lights are lookin right tonight at The Jones 👌🏽 RIDICULE

Never a doubt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Nick Bosa is the AP Defensive Player of the Year.

Anyone know any female pilots? Looking for a photo shoot.

Miss Mama let me take her maternity pics 🐮 I can’t wait to meet LB 💕

“Your teeth are brighter than my future”

Left. Cart path. Tree. Fuck.

Spectacular news for Stillwater! stwnewspress-cnhi.newsmemory.com/?publink=48783…

Men who know their woman’s favorite flower (peony) & special request it (love that) are my favorite kind of men (order her flowers). 🌸

“What Am I Doing Wrong” - a saga

women can literally do anything. for instance i’m ruining my life

** Me, minding my own business, cutting limes ** Customer: “I bet you can castrate a hog in under two minutes” Excuse me ???

Fuck. House. Fore. My bad dawg.

Reading Jung again and this concept sticks out to me: “The most terrifying thing in the world is to accept oneself completely.” What you want to change about yourself is always found in what you fear, because self-transformation has to start with self-acceptance. Example:

Just ate an entire salad with my divot tool because they forgot to put a fork in my bag 😅