Been SORN’d for 7 years. Had a fresh MOT. Ready to go to Germany. Got room for 2 🫡

If palace win we should give them a guard of honour onto the pitch and then they line up and give us a guard of honour onto the pitch and then we line up and give them a guard of honour and then they line up and give us a guard of honour and then we line up and give them a gua

LFC winning the PL after spending £12m, domestic cups going to Newcastle & Palace. Villa shoe in for CL and Forest finishing top 8. But small clubs like Everton will say you should be able to spend what you want & a ‘red cartel’ run the league. It’s never been more competitive!

Haven’t seen a club shamelessly backing and enabling a party like this since Arsenal with a 31 year old unnamed London man

Chiesa trying to enjoy his tea when he found out he was playing tonight

Gary Neville is so transparent. Setting agendas on Bradley already when Tsimikas played him onside and Konate completely left it 🤷🏼‍♂️

An Egyptian hates man united more than Trent 🤯🤯🤯

“Liverpool and Leverkusen close to deal, Wirtz only wants Liverpool. It’s now more about sorting the structure of the payments and add ons, here we go soon”

Nice of Trent to put the ball straight out of play for Lodi there. What a true professional he is 👏🏼👏🏼

‘Be Anfield’ should be a thing from now on by the way 👍🏻

Etikite LW and Isak number 9, but who for Kammy? #lfc #nufc

That’s Rio’s song sorted

Luke Edwards is Michael Edwards’ wario

“Now offer them £90m for Isak”

#that wall at the Axa by the end of the season

Wayne Lineker will come out and distance himself from Slot due to sheer embarrassment at this rate

Saka every single game

Can’t we just tell Conor Bradley every left winger he faces is Mbappe?

Bell Ben Davies and Ozan Kabak again lad

Time to get your coat (or Jacquet) I reckon pal