Taking acid with someone you don’t know is kind of like being in Saw

may everyone spreading a false narrative about me go blind

worth it

I wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school

love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch

😂😂

Real guess is Jermont, but please be Jorth Carolina

Since this has been trending, here’s a fun fact: “It insists upon itself” was a criticism my college film history professor used to explain why he didn’t think “The Sound of Music” was a great film. First-rate teacher, but I never quite followed that one.

your 20s are for figuring out what's the max number of times you can hit rock bottom in a calendar year

Paid my bills😊don’t have to do it again for a month which might as well be in 45 minutes😊

For some reason I see everybody younger than me as 12 years old and I cannot make my brain change that

If you love Florida nobody’s judging you especially not me

Jet skiing on the ocean sucks choppy asf shit getting caught in it biting your lip because you just ramped a 5 foot wave bye

Hot take I think people who say their eyes “change color” just don’t know how lighting works

*me looking at someone my own age* they’ve grown up so fast

no parking spot is illegal on stolen land