Guess which prince has never thrown his wife under the bus?

Everytime I put money away for a rainy day it start raining THAT SAME NIGHT

“Have you got a minute?” The minute:

happy fuckin Easter 🐣

This has to be the most out of pocket twist in history

It’s May 31st and I’m wearing a turtle neck x x x

Britain 2024

neeeeed whatever antidepressants she’s on

jeremy corbyn mentioning gaza in his victory speech THIS is who should’ve been PM and i will never let it go

Keir Starmer Congratulations on your much deserved victory. Now, the important business of my meal times: I like breakfast at 10, lunch at 11, dinner at 3. And 5. And 7. Plenty of snacks in between. Get that right and the rest of your job is a doddle.

Liz Truss no longer an MP. Fully deserved for the devastating wrecking ball impact on this country!

He ate for 6 straight minutes. No crumbs.

🚨 BREAKING: Rachel Reeves has been appointed the first-ever female Chancellor

Rayner. A woman who came from nothing and fought her way up to the role of Deputy PM and Secretary of State. What an inspiration. This will be the most working class government in British political history. No more old Etonians making decisions for us. This is hope.

We have a Housing Secretary who has lived in social housing.

SAINT LUCIA TO THE WORLD ‼️ 🇱🇨's Julien Alfred storms to the Olympic 100m gold medal with 10.72 🤩 That's the first medal in the history of the Olympic Games for her country. #Paris2024 #OlympicGames

NOAH LYLES IS YOUR 100M OLYMPIC CHAMP 9.79 for the gold 🔥 #Paris2024 #Olympics

The deepest 100m race of all-time 🤯 1. 🇺🇸 Noah Lyles, OLY 9.79 2. 🇯🇲 Kishane Thompson 9.79 3. 🇺🇸 Fred Kerley 9.81 4. 🇿🇦 Akani Simbine 9.82 NR 5. 🇮🇹 Lamont Marcell Jacobs 9.85 6.🇧🇼 Letsile Tebogo 9.86 NR 7. 🇺🇸 Kung Fu Kenny 9.88 8. 🇯🇲 Oblique Seville 9.91 #OlympicGames #Paris2024

MADE IT OUT ALIVE BUT I THINK I LOST IT