How u want yo bitch untouchable & u not

Get a degree, save your money, live at home as long as you can, wait to have children, travel, love yourself, set boundaries

literally

hoes be bonding off my name

When you have to pit a NASCAR race on Sunday night but remember you have book club with the girlies tomorrow

Sam studied architecture and molecular biology at Princeton. He plays five instruments and also enjoys writing poetry.

Wake up world, Samuel has BEEN him!

NASCAR pit crew member. Ivy League Graduate. Studied Molecular Biology. Worked as a blacksmith. Former CFL football player. Architect. Singer/songwriter. Avid reader. Sam ‘He’s Him’ Wright is joining Backstretch Banter this week 🎙️

Fun fact: Sam ‘He’s Him’ Wright auditioned on the SPOT for the voiceover at the end of this OIKOS ad. 😂 He got it. He doesn’t know it but he just signed himself up for narrating more of our videos

dating men is starting to feel like self harm at this point

don't care how many girls make him laugh because i’m the only one who makes him cry

ISO: 2 ACL Tickets PLSSSSS 😭

believe in yourself as much as you believed in your ex's potential and you'll be fine

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

fuck ICE, fuck Donald Trump, and fuck anyone who supports those murderous pigs

Trump is defending the ICE agent who murdered a 37 year old American woman in broad daylight today. A disgustingly dishonest description of what happened but I’m not surprised. What a piece of shit.

Goodnight 💤🌙see you tomorrow

Bad Bunny picked up more yards during the halftime show than the Patriots did in the first half

being mad at bad bunny for singing in spanish while eating chips, salsa, guac, and drinking tequila is WILD ..

Hm