Editing stuff for Iowa weekend and I’ve spent the last hour looking at every crowd shot for people I know. 🫣

Another day in the office be like

How we washing laminent flooring now a days? My swiffer just isn’t swiffering

Happy 7/11 day to those who celebrate.

New personal record of killing 2 spiders within a half hour. Now excuse me as I’m traumatized.

Hey Instagram can you do an update where we can have both vertical and horizontal photos in a post without changing the sizing 🤔

Made homemade bread and homemade chicken noodle soup tonight… am I domesticated now?

I saw a real life sea turtle in the sea today so that’s pretty cool.

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When your protein curdles in your coffee so now you have chunky coffee

Made from scratch chicken cordon blue with some sweet corn from Iowa that I froze. I truely out did myself.

Asking for myself… can you eat Greek yogurt a month after it expired?

‼️ REMINDER ‼️ You’re not “lucky” to be where you are. You didn’t trick anyone to get your job. You’re not an imposter in a group of experienced experts. You are where you are thanks to your work, dedication, passion and ability. Don’t doubt that.

I don’t fly as much anymore and I’ve been downgraded to group 5. I don’t know how to live like this. 😩

Hi my name is Alyssa and I ate a bug today.

When I can’t see the northern lights

Idk the last time I was the last row window seat on a plane… s/o not having status anymore 🙃

Beat my fastest time to get from my driveway to my gate by 5 minutes. One would say I’m becoming a pro

Somebody explain ski jumping to me like I’m 5 please because I don’t get it. Are you trying to lay completely parallel to the slope? Is a certain weight better for more velocity? Why are they landing on like a baby tree branch?