"Oh! Prince Junior! You want me to serve your forces? ...Since I already served your father plenty of times, I don't see why not."

"An assault on the capital, huh? You're very direct with your approach, but I can't help but admit I'm behind what the idea you have may be!"

"I think you got the right Kunoichi! There's no better ninja in the land than moi, nor does anyone else's beauty compare to mine! Of course, other than the princess of Dark Land herself."

That would make Pom Pom stand at attention. She hardly wanted to displease the son of the king unless her pride could be blown like a tissue. “Yes sir.”

"Understood! My skills lie best there. They don't have a chance at catching me, no matter how well guarded."

"A ninja is never off schedule!"

"Lord Junior! In good health, I presume? I await any orders you may require of me!"

"A feeble effort for me, my prince~" She disappears in a plume of pink smoke, and only a few minutes after, she reappears. "Arrangements have been made. COME ON IN!" Fitting of a prince, or at least what Pom Pom assumed, they were wheeled in. Arched boxes of certified Mc________

"Hmhm~! Now now everyone! Keep calm and maybe I'll teach you a few tricks~"

“There’s gotta be a rival for me! Someone to be jealous of my smile, my looks, my ninja skills! Can’t have a masterpiece without its cheap copy, right!!?”

𝑨 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒂𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒑𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉... ʟᴜᴄᴀʜ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ!

“Boomerangs, or Shuriken… I’m a master of both~”

GASP!

“Good morning sire! Had plenty of rest? Need anything whatsoever?”

“I could put in a word for you if that may help milord!”

“Understood!” And in a puff of pink smoke, the kunoichi vanishes.

"WHAT!? Only 19 letters!? I should easily have gotten over 50!"

"Pink as a color can be bright and guiding, or fiery and passionate! Just like the heart!"

"See! She gets it! My old man doesn't!"