18 TO 28 INCHES ???? ARE THEY ON CRACK

The fuck

10 years of Stardew Valley thanks, everyone

everyone on my timeline is playing Pokopia while i’m stuck at work

This is what my pokopia town looks like

for international women’s day you have to purchase a nintendo switch 2 from the nintendo switch family of systems & pokémon pokopia for the nintendo switch 2 for a woman out of the kindness of your heart without expectation of anything in return it’s the rules

Physically I'm 30 and working a 9-5, but mentally I'm still here

i'm so overwhelmed with the scale of pokopia because i was like oh man how am i going to terraform and decorate ALL of this starter area? and then i went into a gate and unlocked another area and i fell to my knees

Pokopia is so dangerous man, you sit down to do "a little bit" of gaming and two breaths later hours have passed

my parents were like i am going to make a daughter that is beyond help

i’m sick she is so beautiful

We see pictures of the beautiful gift we’ve been given from outerspace, and we’re down here nuking it with bombs. How undeserving we are

tweeting like the musicians playing the violin on the Titanic.

Donald Trump is the type of person that would’ve pushed women and children out of the way to get to a lifeboat as the Titanic went down.

*sits tenderly on your timeline*

Dumbest shit you can be today is a girlfriend