The guy I kidnapped showed up to my show.....32 years ago I made a mistake......, so what? It’s not where you start..... it’s where you finish

Someone else is Happy with with less than what you have. Let’s be grateful!!

Gay Guy: I love Muscular men. Group: Good for you. Get it boy! Straight Guy: I like thin women with large breasts. Group: Ugh, typical man. What a pig. Lesbian: I also like those kinda women. Group: Yeah girl! Enjoy those ladies!

Congratulations to LeBron James for passing Michael Jordan’s 32,292 points to become fourth leading scorer of all-time!

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The New Zealand shooter's manifesto reads like just a slightly more radicalized version of half of the posts i see on social media every day

If I could walk on water…. The Haters would say… "That’s because he can’t swim..”

REST IN PEACE NIPSEY HUSSLE

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It ain't about how you start, it's about how you finish...#TheMarathon

The greatest cricket video you'll ever see!

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What a game👏👏👏

A tale of 2 countries ▪️New Zealand 'Ministry of Health soon to promote #ecigs as a safer alternative to smoking. Campaign to be launched in August 2019' ▪️Australia 'Not on my watch' bit.ly/2WuPliO

Say what you will about the #GameOfThronesFinale, the John Hughes homage was a bold choice to end on.

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👑💜 #RIPMamba