All we got’s a little bit of space and time

I’m gonna go all in on being an eclectic ass twitter account again. Just need the algorithm to catch up with my brain Elon Musk

I miss you get it , he’s the guy in my profile picture. I reckon he’s up to no good. Cheeky bastard

It’s the ocean, not the ship

Brock Purdy is going to turn me into a born again Christian. We’ve got God on our side… watch out

I’ve had the hiccups for 20 minutes. Pretty beta play on my end tbh

Born beneath fluorescent lights, never seen a starry night

Pairing tiger woods highlights with something in the way by nirvana to lock in

Something in the way

Seeing this on my for you page was a violation of the Geneva convention

Live betting mixed doubles badminton till 4 am

Does anyone have any subreddit suggestions for someone (not me) who is seeking a toxic European bloke to tell me obscure soccer (fútbol) games to bet on?

Firing off the auto generated congratulatory replies to my boys job updates on LinkedIn hits like crack. Legit couldn’t be more stoked for that promotion to senior account executive big dog… that’s my boy right there

Shout out to Kim Wexler always