Love the hilarious conversations I have with @werd5273 but hate how he always tweets the punchlines before I can.

Today I learned what TIL stands for.

Hey Vinny! I’ve got the name for the cozy Italian wine and supper club you’re opening: “Vin’s VinDinDinDen” #callme

Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.

Well I retweeted that PETA thing but pulled a Giuliani because I meant to quote it with the comment that “I can bring home the bagels and toast them up in a pan”. Somehow it’s less satisfying this way.

Wrapping paper with the grid lines on the backside has to be the greatest invention since sliced bread. #greatinventions #merrychristmas

A traffic circle is not a four way stop. For the love of Pete, just go!

All kidding aside, it’s really no surprise that we are in the midst of historical winter weather; after all its sectional time.

Thanks to @americastestkitchen and IndyStar for giving us a fun cooking project tonight making our own deep dish pizza. #delicious #cookingwithkids #familytime

No offense Brad Howell Ford, the Crown Vic is nice but I like the loaners from Euromotorworks better. 😄😄 Maybe you should use a Mustang? GT40?

It’s easier to land a man on the moon or storm Area 51 than it is to open a new business banking account. And less documentation needed as well.

I tried chat w Comcast Business to find out upload speed for new plan and rep wouldn’t tell me bc I had a quote already and chat was for “new business”. What a crock. I have 1 personal and 3 business accounts and they won’t answer a simple question about the upload speed?

Baby shower? I thought the mothers just licked them clean @JosiahOnAir

Normally I’m not all into the pumpkin spice stuff but I have to say that Culver's Restaurants salted caramel pumpkin concrete mixer is pretty damn good

I know some of you crossed this threshold long, long ago, but I am now officially tired of wearing a mask. #covid19

The Senate has approved a bill making #Juneteenth a federal holiday. Ironically this news will not reach Texas until 2023. #historyrepeats

Russell:Williams = Alonso:Minardi #F1

After waking up to find Southwest Airlines flight cancelled, the $900 EACH we paid for two regular seats to get home on Delta smacks of opportunism. Not happy with either at the moment

I wish I were “spending $63k for a still-in-the-box 2007 iPhone is a good investment strategy” wealthy.

I’ve never watched the new Perry Mason show but hearing the soundtrack from the next room I assume it features Replicants.