Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya. I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans. I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign. If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then

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I keep fuel stats to track my engine’s efficiency. Here’s how petrol prices have changed in 10 years. 9/May/16 - Sh80.7 8/May/17: Sh 98 7/May/18: Sh 106.8 2/May/19: Sh 106.6 5/May/20: Sh 92.8 13/May/21: Sh 122.8 8/May/22: Sh 144.6 10/May/23: Sh 179.3 4/May/24: Sh 193.8 … 👇🏾

A reminder, don't let them lie to you. There's never been a time when society was fully accepting of feminism. "these modern feminists are extremists, the ones those days weren't radical" are lies. A woman who demands that society sees her a full human being is a threat.

He's not afraid, he just wants a semblance of stability ahead of the elections. Protests back to back for three years now how do you think that makes him look? He can barely close major international deals this way. Wekeni mawe

Something doesn’t add up tonight. VAT changes must go through Parliament under the VAT Act 2013. Any change beyond 25% of the tax rate can’t be applied first. It must be approved within about 15 days. Anything beyond that goes against the law.

Finds V.A.T. on fuel at 8 %, raises it to 16%, then "lowers" it to 13% and finally to 8%... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds dollar at 119, raises it to 162 and then "lowers" it to 130... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds ID registration FREE, introduces a Ksh. 1,000 fee and then "scraps" it after 13 months

Tukiwapea coordinates flani, mnaweza rusha kombora?

Type of shit I would spend hours looking through as a kid before the smartphone destroyed my life

If a babe sends you a picture of her outfit… hit her with a storm of compliments. Send a voice note. Add stickers. Faint even.

Starting in 2027, smartphones sold in the European Union will be required to have user-replaceable batteries designed for greater durability and more charging cycles. Manufacturers must also provide spare parts and repair manuals for at least 10 years after a model is released.

RECORD BROKEN! Hillary Kiplagat Kibiwott has just planted 23,326 trees in 24 hours at Kessup Forest, shattering the previous record that stood at 23,060 held by a Canadian.

Kitu nimegundua ni aty hii incompetency yote itatufikia sote. No matter what, utafikiwa. It cuts across, from Busia border to Kakuma to Mombasa to El Wak. Mambo bado!!!!

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Financially savvy people hatuwezi get gari saa hizi. Tunangoja hadi Oraimo waanze kuzitengeneza ndio tununue.

Wamama msisahau kukunywa alcoho aki. Mtaolewa shauri yenu aki.

me and somebody’s dad at work

I love having the same mutuals on different social media apps like seeing them tweet about needing their pussy ate and then I go watch their instagram story and they’re in the park reading a book lol