… don’t tell anyone yet but he's gonna show up at the Taco Bell at 3801 Valentine St in Fort Worth, TX around 630 tonight on his way to the Riot room but just don’t tell anyone just yet…

This true Koe Wetzel?

That’s Damn Near Normal to me.

“Creeps” by Koe Wetzel has now sold 500,000 units, officially earning a gold certification from the RIAA as of March 27th.

I’m playing an acoustic set at Sam’s Town Point in Austin Texas tonight at 10pm, ask for Ramsay and you get in for free!

Shows cancelled, they kicked me out.

Fuckers

April Fools.

Eight years ago today the Payne County Sheriff’s office received calls about the night before. It was regarding Koe Wetzel burning down their entire county in a pasture out west of town, with @ReadSouthall joining later to provide more gasoline. You just had to be there.

aaaaaanddd we’re off.

I usually only get up this early to go huntin or some shit, but this fuckin sun thing truly has me intrigued.

Thunderstorms go hard af.

This is an extremely hot take.

I can’t stand a thief, karma is a mother fucker.

Texas, oh how i love you so.

.Koe Wetzel & Jessie Murph's "High Road" debuts at No. 29 on this week's #Hot100. It becomes the highest-charting song of both artists' careers.

Trash.

I get off stage excited to check my trail cam pics only to find pigs, squirrels and coons having a big ol fuck fest under the feeder.

I want a fainting goat.

BEAST TEXAS!!!!!