The BBC's spelling is terrible. "We inform you that your tv subscription is about to expire tomorrow. We recommend that you renew your license ass soon as possible to avoid future reconnection fees. The process is very simple just fallow the steps indicated in the link bellow."

Had an amble around Amble. Rain stopped, sun came out, got a bit warm for a few minutes....

Red faced, fat, bald English Gammons inevitably excited by a muslim SNP first minister (ticks a lot of exciting boxes) now repeating kremlin bots. I don't blame them just because they are as thick as pig shit cos nobody can help being stupid.

Two sparrows shagging today. Its not on xvideos We expect eggs....

theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Y'know it's not easy walking around Morrisons with your buttocks clenched. A dose of immodium seems to have fixed it now. Wonderful stuff, immodium...

21 miles above Weardale on a wet and windy day. Left LTD at home due to the forecast. We (me, Diane, Davi and Li Yang) got wet. Refreshing, though....

I'm changing my energy provider to Lucozade

Crook and Weardale Ramblers do blizzards. (Fells above Newlands valley)

Poptabulous week end/midweek in Hayfield with Chrissie, Geoff, Islay, Pebbles and LTD - lovely walks, cracking scoff by Geoff and toleration of LTD'S tendancy towards utter areseholeness with other dogs and my smelly socks. All good clean fun, except for the M1 drivey bits.

Pilgrims route to Lindisfarne (actually, from cos the water was too deep at first) LTD mainly walked to heel across the vast sands. Daft dog. He did do a few zoomies at first then he just couldn't be arsed....

Another Lindisfarne pic. quite like this one - new camera..............

Me and LTD camped at Angle Tarn. Some prune had left a broken tent there. Dhuhhh... Lovely spot, though which is why its a popular place for camping.

Then there was a short day over High Street and Gray Crag as the rain crept in. LTD suggested a spot behind a drumlin out of the wind. It was OK. Lorra slugs... good radio reception and a little bit of rough whisky as the rain came down. Next morning was slug city.

Crook and Weardale Ramblers at the Langdale Pikes. Lovely weather by the way - normally, when I go to Langdale it chucks it down....

Last time I looked at the tellybox there was a bloke being transported around Thatlondon in what appeared to be a cake. Last time I have G&T's in the afternoon.....

A few from Saturday’s walk around the Coledale Horseshoe from Braithwaite. 11 miles, 8 Wainwrights - a fabulous day! 😊 #mountainleader #coledalehorseshoe #lakedistrict #guidedwalks #hiking #adventure #mountains #cumbria #wainwrights #hikemore #getoutside #thelakes

Almost ready for the 2023 TGO challenge - 18th crossing, should I manage to cross... - pack packed (heavy) pics from last year featuring JJ's tent - mine broke at Dornie in a bit of a wind... 3 days of wet then it was OK...

Thanks for the warning 😂😂

Crook and Weardale Ramblers 50th anniversary walk from Grasmere to Patterdale. Weather didn't play nicely. Mixed and matched low and high level walks