🥃 Starter for @AnimationDad 🥃 Robert was just at the bar as usual when he noticed an attractive person walk in. It immediately caught his eye how gorgeous this person was but he went back to drinking his whiskey, thinking that it would be best to wait for them to come to him.

Robert looks around. He had been drunk consistently for days and this was his first sober day. “God, what the fuck happened?” He couldn’t remember a single thing but he had a pounding headache. Robert usually could keep himself only slightly drunk but this time he messed up.

Robert starts to feel lonely so he begins drinking. The poor man fills a cup with whisky and is just watching World War 2 documentaries with his dog. “Ugh. Fuck my life.”

❝Hey you! Wanna buy a t-shirt?❞ 🎧 Lit & desc. 🔥 Trans man. ☕ Clean & lewd. 💚 #DreamDaddyRP RTs please?

“Thanks for letting us stay the night.” 🥃 Robert Small 🥃 Dream Daddy RP 🥃 Lewd/non 🥃 Bisexual 🥃 Ships w/chem 🥃 Not new to character 🥃 Is a secret super softie 🥃 Slight trigger warning? RT and like please!

“You really think that buying me a drink will get you anywhere?” Robert eyes you up in disgust and then suddenly he smiles. “Because you’re absolutely right.” He takes the whiskey that you ordered him.

“Me? Over at your house? You’re serious?” Robert scoffed. “I must be awfully drunk. Why would such a cutie ask me to come home with them otherwise?”

Robert was in the corner of the Cul-de-sac barbecue at Joseph’s. He was just leaning against a tree, enjoying a nice smoke break away from the party and the action.

// Damnit. It seems this account is not active anymore but I love ftm characters. x.com/softgentledad/…

// I’m off to bed! Night, fellas and madams and anyone in between!

// MEAT OF OTHER VARIETIES IM DYING KUSKSJSKSKJSK 😂 x.com/spiritofasailo…

「Status Update」 Straight dads in the cul-de-sac are like cryptids. You think you see one but then you realize it’s not what it seems. I’m starting to believe that straight dads are only a myth but you never know for sure.

“There ain’t much I like but a sandwich thief is not one of them. I had a great sub sandwich from the Italian deli down the street and Betsy fuckin’ stole it and ate the whole god damn thing. She’s lucky I love her.”

Robert is out in the middle of the night cryptid hunting. “The dover ghost has got to be out here.” He is holding a knife firmly and a flashlight in the other hand.

「Starter for @Its_A_Cloak」 Robert was just hanging out in the graveyard as always, watching the beautiful night sky. He was a little away from the graves though since he was having a smoke. Robert of course came here to be alone so he wasn’t exactly expecting any company.