every time my video doorbell tells me it’s time to charge the battery....................

People in Philly are still recieving important mail and medications on a delay bc our post office is so messed up and my mortgage lender decided now is the time to send me a recipe for Jalapeño Popper Dip.

Please remember that Senator Toomey is not all of a sudden less shitty. He’s retiring after this term and it took four years of Trump for him to make a peep against him. Goodbye to this piece of shit I once served a sandwich to. apple.news/AWIhVvebcQDiik…

I fixed my vacuum instead of buying a new one and I feel like I’m basically an engineer now.

One good thing about this pandemic is my social media is full of “got my vaccine photos” and they appear to be cancelling out the baby spam.

I just made a vet appointment for my cat at a vet office with only womxn employees. I hate male doctors, so I’m assuming she does too.

Sonja Morgan is probably available for the Sex and the City Reboot if anyone was wondering.

Everyday for the past 3 days I’ve received mail postmarked 12/11/2020. LeeAnne Locken should’ve sent her wedding invites out at the end of 2020 because her statistic about USPS losing 30% of all mail is pretty accurate now.

What does it mean when they boo the Black congresswoman denouncing white supremacy?

Later Taters

Me on my first day of work on Tuesday

Multiple employees at the Aramingo Ave Dunkin' not even wearing a mask. Stopped coming here bc employees never masked up over the summer but heard that had changed,but guess not 🤮🤮🤮

Written 3 days ago and this man is now dead from COVID. So no I don’t think some window fans in schools probably full of asbestos (multiple schools in my part of town closed bc of asbestos in 2019) and awful ventilation that has only gotten worse in the past year should open.

why is spilling a drink so embarrassing?? it was an ACCIDENT

My former state rep met his fiancé because he slid into his dms. I need to move back to the 19122.

stfu before I open a nature valley bar on ur bed