if i saw shrek in real life i would probably scream :( and he would be like ur no different than the others

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

How it feels listening to dogshit music you loved in high school.

La universidad es buena para darse cuenta de que uno no sirve ni para lo que le gusta.

unmedicated ADHD or lazy useless piece of shit call it 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

i just realized that august will be officially 14 years since i attempted suicide when i was 14. i doubled my age instead of stopping it. i think that is very cool

Getting yelled at by a pregnant lady is really scary because its like 2 people are mad at you

They should invent a man that isn’t a total disappointment

What doesnt kill you adds to your lore

when you're primarily a top it feels extra humiliating to bottom and it kinda rules

the devil couldn't reach me, so he sent me my dream man... at war with himself and emotionally unavailable

adhd king

babe ur tone in texting is off do u hate and wish death upon me now

I give terrible head and I’m awful in bed and I don’t cook and I don’t clean and I’m selfish and I don’t wanna have kids and I hate men

at least life wants to fuck me