Klif (@klif87424296) 's Twitter Profile
Klif

@klif87424296

Professional sleeper agent

ID: 1487548285271298049

calendar_today29-01-2022 22:09:10

6,6K Tweet

56 Takipçi

176 Takip Edilen

N-35 (@psychotroniccty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.

HurbSenpai (@hurbsenpai) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Edo-period peasant farmer: I sure hope I can return home from market unmolested, though it's getting dark The devious Yōkai:

Charlie (@charlespr0bably) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The junk food industry reverse-engineered your ancestral cravings and sold them back to you as candy. You crave Shaquille O'Neal. So they made shaq-shaped sugar.

The junk food industry reverse-engineered your ancestral cravings and sold them back to you as candy.

You crave Shaquille O'Neal.

So they made shaq-shaped sugar.
Klif (@klif87424296) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Few people are intellectual enough to realize this but Mystery Science Theater 3000 was actually a horror series because I would rather die than watch the fucking Trollenberg Terror