Billabong's "quantum" shirt is making a strong argument that the moon might be quantum

Really proud of how calmly I informed my boyfriend that there are 100’s of spiders in our bedroom

Can’t believe we have one hand that just sucks. Embarrassing.

Driving in LA is part of my healing journey. Its empowering to put your car where you want and make everyone go around you

crying/shaking someone studied how much will it cost you to make chocolate chip cookies with ingredients from Sigma Aldrich 30k USD for 25-30 cookies from: journal of immaterial sciences jabde.com/2022/07/29/imm…

it’s so funny when people accuse scientists of being bought out to lie about stuff like global warming and vaccines. as if all of science isn’t built on paying grad students $25K a year to waste their twenties

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if you see something* say something** * cows ** ”cows”

My 5 year plan is to hang out with my friends and tell them i love them

immaculate vibes

"where do you see yourself in 5 years" me:

“hey are you ok” no the days are getting shorter

the central grad school fashion dilemma is how to balance a) needing 18 year olds to respect you b) needing 50-70 year olds to respect you but in a different way c) being hot

The hard truth is that 100% of people who confuse correlation with causation will die.

Okay that's it, I've had it! I'm starting a new Twitter. It's just a Google doc that everyone in the world shares: docs.google.com/document/d/1UE…