He raped underage girls. He was never actually shot. He didn’t actually win the election. K. Good chat. //

This is too much fun 🤩

“Girls mature faster” No — girls get punished earlier, blamed earlier, sexualized earlier, and expected to cope earlier.

"Fix your attitude or leave” Me:

for how obsessed men are with sex they sure are bad at it

with a toothbrush.

the late bird:

what a privilege it is to come home and have a cat waiting for you, with their triangle ears and their little meows

If daiquiri is spelled like daiquiri then why can't Zachary be spelled like zaiquiri

🙏🙏🙏

Who fucking closed last night?

Happy International Women’s Day

The women’s bathroom at work closed for construction, so I used the men’s room because biology doesn’t care about policy. I warned the first guy who walked in. He shrugged. “No problem.” By noon, half the office was sharing one bathroom. Women knocked. Men skipped the urinals.