Halfway through the “can 100 of you beat a gorilla” prog tells us he can win cause he’s 1800 ranked in chess

“I will rip its teeth out. Bones are not that strong guys” - Parker 2025

Prog won against the 100 Gorillas at Valhalla 😱😱😱

As much as I want to run events for Rivals 2 this game is far too buggy, inconsistent and would cost too much to fix these problems It feels like it’s compromising the quality of our events and at the end of the day no one wants that

BRAVEHEART BRAWL 2025 IS HERE! Scotland's Biggest Smash event returns on the 8-9th November -Ultimate Singles, Doubles and Squads - Melee Singles and Doubles First 100 signups get Early Bird pricing Thanks to Tape for making the trailer! Signups Linked Below⬇️⬇️⬇️

So happy to be bringing Scotlands biggest event back for another year. Wanted to make obvious to folks that we were aware of the problems from last year and have improved them for this one Looking forward to seeing you all there once again!

👕 Have your say on the Braveheart Brawl Shirt Design!👕 We always aim for Braveheart Brawl to be as community driven as possible. We can't decide which design we prefer, so we thought we'd leave it up to you! Take a look at the two concepts we have and vote in the replies!

Out of all the rankings tweets I’ve seen so far this has to be the worst by miles. What do you mean you think you should get a higher ranking if someone was good last year and not the season that you’re being ranked in??????

👑HE'S ON FOR THE 4-PEAT BUT WILL HE FINALLY MEET DEFEAT? 👑 Scotland's Best Player and Current Reining Champ - Mazebeans will be attending Braveheart Brawl 2025! Having won every single Braveheart there has been he's looking for a challenge to his throne Sign up below ⬇️

WE'RE GIVING AWAY FREE ENTRY TO BRAVEHEART BRAWL 2025!! Do you want to attend Scotland's biggest Smash event of the year? To Enter: ❤️Like this post 🔄RT this post 📝Comment your favourite Scottish player We'll draw the winner live on our twitch on the 2nd October at 6pm

Braveheart Brawl 2025 is currently 30 points away from being Scotland's first ever C tier event If anyone worth points is considering coming to our event please send them my way or tag them and I'll do what I can to get them here

Braveheart Brawl Signups Close in 3 Days!!! We're currently very close to a C tier which would make this Scotland's biggest ever smash event so anyone worth points that is thinking about attending message Kiwi Our commentary form also closes in 3 days Link below⬇️

THERE'S LESS THAN 24 HOURS LEFT TO SIGNUP FOR BRAVEHEART BRAWL 2025 This is your last chance to join the Scottish Crowd for our annual big event ft. - Mazebeans - Kendrick Olimar - Kirb0 - Peli - Joykong - Jacob - Sho - IuDKing - Frogchip - Fraser and many more! Sign up below⬇️

Don't worry guys I fixed it for you

Presenting the United Kingdom SSBU Power Rankings for Season 5 (Jan 25 - Dec 25)🏆 Congratulations to all the players that made it after another challenging year of competition! Season 6 will last for the entirety of 2026, Jan-Dec

Even as a washed TO I can't help myself from travelling to OOR events 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I just registered for No Tech Zone 2026 start.gg/NTZ2026 #NoTechZone2026 via @startgg