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At 4:12 a.m. EST this morning, Christina H Koch and her International Space Station crew members safely returned to Earth. #CongratsChristina, on completing the longest single spaceflight by a woman! Thank you for furthering the mission of human exploration and #Artemis! 🚀

Today, we’re talking about NASA’s budget for fiscal year 2021 – one of the strongest budgets since the #Apollo era: nasa.gov/budget. #StateOfNASA (1/6)

The media: “CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC IS GETTING WORSE EVERYONE PLS WASH UR HANDS AND QUARANTINE URSELVES DON’T MOVE WE’RE GETTING CLOSER TO THE END“ Millennials on our way to the airport cuz flight prices dropped:

It’s #EmployeeAppreciationDay and I can’t say enough about this #Artemis team of communicators, which includes folks from all NASA Centers, our industry partners and European Space Agency working together to tell the Artemis story. Thank you for all you do!

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

What I wouldn't give for a dull moment.

Distilleries are stepping in to help combat the hand sanitizer shortage by using the alcohol in their facilities to create their own alcohol-based solutions cnn.it/39VuBrn

When you work from home and your manager wants a word with you

Tonight, we’ll get the chance to see a #supermoon – a full moon that appears brighter and larger than usual. Learn more about viewing the supermoon from lunar scientist Noah Petro: go.nasa.gov/3b3dDHS #ObserveTheMoon

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,' said Frodo. 'So do I,' said Gandalf, 'and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” #LordOfTheRings

One heart 💚 One beat 💓 One Earth 🌎 It makes me so happy to see the 2020 NASA #EarthDay poster on the huge @NASDAQ screen in Times Square. How are you celebrating #EarthDayatHome? Participate in some of these NASA Earth activities: go.nasa.gov/2XW0FIp

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"Through the #Artemis program, the United States government will work with industry and international partners to send astronauts to the surface of the Moon.” The The White House elaborates on our program to bring the first woman and the next man to the lunar surface:

It’s a winter wonderland here in the Lincolnia/Annandale area! Capital Weather Gang

You may think you have mad winter driving skillz, but do you trust that other drivers do too? 🤔 Pls just #stayhome— they could have MD plates after all. 👀

❤️ #Mars2020

Today’s successful ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover landing represents a leap forward in our understanding of Mars' history and evolution. It’s a moment of hope and progress. And for NASA and our future #Artemis missions, it’s only just the beginning.

Here's some footage (with sound!) from the surface of another planet, and you're just gonna scroll past it without even noticing to continue looking at memes, aren't you