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Never be sad on a weekend. Cry during business hours and get paid for your depression. Don’t let capitalism win.

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I want to have a gender reveal party for my baby that’s almost 9 months old just so I can eat cake 😂 The gender reveal cakes look so yummy!

How have I been a mom for almost 9 months? That’s wild to me!

I’ve discovered what I can do at 2am when the baby takes over an hour to go back to sleep and that’s looking at #yugiohfanart on tumblr ✨

I’m only on this social media platform to follow Devout Skeptic 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 and Splatoon North America 😜

The theme for the 16th Splatfest is in! It asks: "What would you do at the world's end?" Same Ol', Bucket List, or Save the Day? It's an ominous theme, but fortunately hypothetical, so you can participate worry-free. This event runs from 5/17 at 5pm until 5/19 5pm PT!

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Omg, a #splatfest this weekend?! And just in time for our wedding anniversary on Saturday!!! 🥰

“I would have testified, but it’s illegal to lie on the stand and that’s unfair” is certainly a good defense

BREAKING: President Biden just demolished Peter Doocy regarding Donald Trump’s criminal record. Retweet to ensure everyone sees this.

We've received an emergency missive from Grizzco HQ regarding this weekend's BIG Big Run event! There's an urgent ask that all available part-timers clock-in to help drive back this unprecedented threat! Check the letter for more:

Truly don’t know how anyone thinks Trump isn’t only out for himself. It’s so clear Trump just wants to be president so he can stay out of jail 😂

The Grand Festival theme asks, "Which is the most important to you? Past, Present, or Future?" Shall we look back on the good ol' days, stay in the moment, or think of all the possibilities? The biggest Splatfest kicks off 9/12 at 5PM PT through 9/15 at 5PM PT!

Can’t wait for new blink-182 songs

BREAKING: Michelle Obama just laid into Donald Trump like no one has before. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this takedown.

"Never under estimate a public school teacher." — Tim Walz

2025 so far feels like being stuck at Lester’s Possum Park from “A Goofy Movie.”