Me: I need to fix my sleep schedule Me at 3am:

Pulled my quad cleaning the oven #Thisis30

Manifesting

Women don't make money to impress men. We make money so we never have to depend on one.

Seeing Jack on love island reminds me of one of the most underrated moments on love island ever which is when he was dumped at the casa amor recoupling and Ekin Su went up to him and said “well Jack, life is a roller coaster” because he’s Ronan Keatings son 😭😭😭 #LoveIsland

Millie to win again!!! #loveisland

If a man wants you, he’ll come get you. Until then hit the gym, make your money, live your life, and don’t chase what’s meant to meet you.

Gogglebox but it’s Lord Sugar’s live reaction to the girls singing to get an item #TheApprentice

just remembered that my future depends on me

When I see tweets like this, I know they’re too young to know about Jade Goody. Diagnosed with cervical cancer in August 2008 and died March 2009 aged 27. Go and get your smear test!

People my age getting married and having kids Me :

Very specific times I want a boyfriend: After 8pm My friends are busy There is a cute tiktok trend i want to do I'm cold I'm at a family function On Sundays My friends are busy I'm bored There's a bug in my house

when you realize it's almost feb 14 and there's no 1 4 you

Just seen someone put a blood pressure monitor on her husband during the heart rate challenge and his blood pressure was already high 😭 #loveisland #loveislandallstars #loveislanduk

a woman working 40+ hrs a week, paying for her own hair, nails, rent, car, food, gas, handling everything by herself, is not going to be the soft, feminine woman you expect her to be. and no, she can't bring you peace when she's in survival mode.

"Trust men or vacuum the desert" Me:

we'll try again 14 february 2027