rhaenys and meleys dead, aegon and sunfyre burnt to a crisp, aemond fratricidal, vhagar just old and over it, daemons schizophrenic, alicents pregnant...? this family is a mess

VHAGAR YOU OLD STUPID DRAGON COUNT YOUR DAYS #HouseOfTheDragon

me picking up trump’s ear

The babies lining up for they execution:

“Mr. President, would you eat a dog if it was killing a baby? You have two minutes.”

imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln

WE’RE SO BACK

Mind you the topic was fracking

“Im a gun owner”

imagine being a Shark in that water lol. Theyre probably like ahhhhhhhh lol

“You just gave up the Piston Cup, you know that?” “Ah, this grumpy old race car I know once told me something, it's just an empty cup.”

I am so bad at Christmas shopping i be like one for u and one for me

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

Elon rn