Lana Del Rey’s next album title

kim cattrall, 1979

26 and getting bullied by your geriatric husband and his stalker ex. She should've been at the club

Watching Carrie Bradshaw be the worst friend and worst girlfriend while in Roberto Cavalli and Dior

whoever been making the NYT connections over the last 10 days needs to seek professional help, the patterns you’re seeing are in your head babe

every day I think I’m doing better about not spending as much money and then I find out missoni makes robes

i genuinely understand if you thought this was laughable. but to me? to me. this is Moses coming down from Mt Sinai with those stone tablets

if anyone needs me i’ll be in the autism room at newark airport

not one woman who lived through 2016 is allowing herself to be fully excited right now. the body remembers.

I hope trump loses for so many reasons. but one of the big ones is that I am so tired of hearing about him. I’ve been hearing about him nonstop for 9 agonizing years. I remember begging an ex to stop talking about him. it’s an obsession that I do not respect!

Sorry kids, you have to do your own bedtime tonight. I have to stay glued to the TV to see if our country picked an insurrectionist psychopath cult leader or an extremely qualified woman.

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him. His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler. Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous. We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence

Being a mom looks like so much work, I think I’m gonna be the first female father.

Being a person with a brain and someone who can read during this period of history is really really difficult

when the aritzia store manager gets promoted to corporate 🙏