Did you actually read his tweet?

Foreigners would land in Lagos airport, take a ride to Lekki, party all night for two days and take another ride back to the airport to their home country, then go online and start talking about how safe Nigeria is. Why didn’t this baby idiot take a road trip to Plateau or party

There is no point competing US military US never loses war in the traditional sense, it simply loses interest due to domestic pressure Like Vietnam and Afghanistan, they didn't lose, they simply lost interest as internal politics changed But even if you are able to eject US

You cannot satirise Nigeria. Nigeria arrives pre-satirised. I always say that the effectiveness of satire is directly proportional to people's ability to feel shame. Satire is useless against the shameless.

not now honey, daddy just wants to be working or accomplishing something and also your ten minutes for the day are up

They were really creative with it😭

Let me tell you from experience that this is very very hard! Especially if you’re a low-level staff You live at Iyana Ipaja and you’ll leave home by 5 and get to work by like 6:30-7am and you’re preparing for the day. Your day starts and it’s till 5pm. You close and have to

Wilson's heart broke me.

That woman with oblique lie who delivered vaginally while wheeling her to the theatre will definitely feel this way 🤣 That 2 previous scar presenting with uterine rupture will not feel this way True stories by the way When shit hits the fan una know where to find us🙂‍↔️

Lmaoooooooooooooooo🤣🤣🤣

I really want us to start The thing is that if you get used to cutting corners for patients, when you eventually encounter a patient who can afford optimal investigations and treatment, and even litigation, your muscle memory of “corner-cutting” medicine kicks in.

The Zimbabwe vs Egypt World Cup Qualifiers match in 1993 had to be REPLAYED in Europe. Zimbabwean Coach and star players finished the match with bandages on their heads after being stoned by Egyptian thugs! Why didn’t they Award full match points to Zimbabwe? Some of us have

The almost 100k that I spent to have my school verify that I was a student and explain why my class took more than 6 years to complete MBBS is the last kobo this school will ever get from me as an alumnus Other schools charge less than 30k but this school shaved our head.

Plàb 3 spendings running into 1.2m is what I never anticipated It's crazy.

And if you decide NOT to do medicine, make sure you graduate with a very good grade or you're heavily connected else you will see shege

Where do doctors and their tailors draw the line between male scrubs and senator?

One hill I am ready to live on is that Nigeria can afford to pay a fresh doctor at least 1.5M monthly. We all know the rate card of Social media Influencers, we know the least salary for a product designer, the start salary for a financial analyst is known to us, not to talk

I'm a simple man I see a domestic violence case that the patient decides to go home with the man(and he is footing the bills), I make sure he spends more than 400k on the admission.. All drugs prescribed BRANDED, all investigations ordered.