Despite rumours on social media I can confirm this is NOT Jonathan Gullis promoting a Stoke based fashion house. Whilst Jonathan HAS the sass to carry this off, he is too busy filling potholes. I suspect this is a hideous woke school assembly in Islington.

As much as I’m happy that no flights to Rwanda will take off… As much as I’m happy that his flagship policy is now in the toilet I find it absolutely galling that they spent £370m of our money (and the rest) on absolutely nothing.

Tomorrow Rishi Sunak will visit a plumbing company called Down the Sewer, then make a speech at an aquarium but fall in a tank and be attacked by an octopus, then he'll be photographed at a hardware store with Grant Shapps in front of a sign that says 'Knobs'.

The US government’s Cookie Safety and Security board: • Cookie Monster • 4 hungry toddlers • Me after skipping lunch then ripping a bong • YouTube guy whose whole channel is just him eating lots of cookies • A cartoon car that uses cookies as fuel

A few years ago our children could work, travel and live all over Europe. Now they're being told they are 'snowflakes' and should 'do National Service' by a generation that has failed them, failed the planet, failed us all.

I'm also hearing worrying news about Mr Baldwin's policy towards Abyssinia.

Two images. What a difference.

#itvdebate Etchingham failing to control Sunak. All the while cutting Starmer off. This is not a balanced debate, nor is it being properly moderated.

#ENGLAND

Porteous has always been an absolute liability and an absolute bellend. Hibs twat

Shankland has contributed more in five minutes than Adams or Christie did in the entire match. Clarke got this so, so wrong. Again

Shankland on 89 mins. Fuck off Clarke, you prick

Steve Clarke making subs😯

Olivia I blame him, I blame Braverman, I blame GB news I blame the Daily mail... I blame all the far right rhetoric that's been allowed to go unchecked and normalise itself in society We have allowed fascism to worm it's way back in to the vocal minority

We must debate the cause of the fire, demands arsonist

Walthamstow tonight ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 This is what a mass movement against the far right looks like WFSUTR #StandUpToRacism

Tonight the far right are being sent a clear message by decent communities all across the UK - we are many, you are few. We cannot stop until racism is off our streets, out of our workplaces and banned online. Well done to the tens of thousands standing up tonight.

Nationwide tonight, attempted protests by the drunk far right thugs, vandals, looters and arsonists have been met by 5x, 10x or even 20x their numbers of Anti-Racists, Anti-Fascists, and other ordinary, sober people. Real people, who represent real Britain. No drama.

Are you watching Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧? Are you watching Nigel Farage MP? Are you watching Lee Anderson MP? Tonight the people have sent a massage. Loud and clear. The far right can go fuck itself✌️❤️

Can I interest you in a little hope? Cried tears of hope and pride seeing the footage tonight. I hope those terrified in asylum hotels can see all the people that support them and our human rights lawyers. Well done Stand Up To Racism Fuck the far right. THIS is who we are 🇬🇧