you up?

Imagine hover handing a literal prostitute

sorry bro, your post is a 115 IQ person's idea of a 140 IQ person's take on what a 105 IQ person's idea of a 130 IQ person's television show is.

@Zuby_Tech Not interested if internet is required for offline play.

POV: you asked if NYC is celebrating National Deep Dish Pizza Day:

The reason men are so attracted to Sydney Sweeney is because she has no tattoos.

almonds are a scam. they are wood. you are eating wood

Hunter📈🌈📊 What does this matter when Hell is next?

Grandma stays in the cage until New York Mets win a baseball game

Anyway Disturbed is a band for divorced dads who thinks "modern" metal is just noise and that deodorant is a scam

What happened to Ellen DeGeneres ??

What is the charge? Complimenting a jogger? A succulent female jogger?

Waiting outside of Midtown Comics this morning, and some guy handed me this without saying a word.

Americans have been begging for this.

War does no bi determine who na right - only who na comot

NHS 2005: stop smoking NHS 2025: it’s time to fuck your cousin for the economy

Dexerto you have to be another level of gay to own a bed that can be effected by an AWS outage