tfw your family has been in the US for so long that you don't have some kind of ethnopolitical grievance around the country you're originally from so you don't get to dictate US foreign policy

"Object permanence is nothing more than a psyop by Big Mommy and Daddy to convince you that hiding from and ignoring your problems does not make them go away"

tag urself, I'm D Major

I would give my life to protect the prince of whimsy

I wanna be Trump's top Mormon...

La Luna 🌙 Gonna be honest I’ve never encountered someone who was claiming the cookie cutters/covenant-keepers in their ward were judgy that wasn’t just 100% projection Judging people for being “judgy” or “self-righteous” is just being judgy yourself lmao

I love my parents and think they did a good job of raising me despite their imperfections and helped me become a successful, well-adjusted adult.

“Overtime" is not a thing anymore. If you are hourly you are stuck working your Obama-mandated 35 hrs/week and that’s it And also the oldest millennials are almost 50 lol we have moved past complaining about them

Look at this picture. This is how every day feels for me as a Loyal Plan Truster. And the best part is that I don't have to do anything. I just wake up and trust that I and my beloved America are in good hands, and enjoy the show. You could all be like this, but many of you

Behold the woman of your dreams: a 30 year old divorced mom of 2 kids with a domestic violence conviction.

If you're a guy in your early 50s, build a terafab. Go into debt if you have to

“My dear bride, I just wanted to say in front of God and the world that I don’t care that you were a panican who trooned out because of this whole Iran thing. It’s fine. It’s over now or something. It doesn’t matter anyway, because you’re more chudded out than most plantrusters.”

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/r/mildlyinfuriating is funny bc it's 50% redditors trying to act casual about stuff they definitely have a right to be more angry about and (for some reason) 50% women complaining that their boyfriends don't finish all the food on their plate

Look, it’s Tuesday afternoon, workday’s practically over. I’m busy tomorrow (unspecified) and by the time Thursday comes along it’s practically the weekend. I’ll respond to your email next week.

pic of Iran's new Ayatollah, hearing his PhD thesis was on the intersection of 20th c. Italian political philosophy and 19th c. occult movements... wow