"Don't worry Tien. Maybe one day you'll get the love of your life. I give Yamcha two weeks."

"Ah. Another episode in the life of Gogeta trying to hit on women."

"Ah. I can sense Supreme Kai... Should I call him to chat? Hmm..." King Kai tapped his chin thinking very hard about this. He could see how it life's been... But... You know. King Kai wouldn't be able to answer with anything if he was asked the same. Because he's dead...

King Kai decided to call a mortal how caught his interest. Who might that mortal be? Well @WillOfKatchin of course! King Kai adjusted his antenna to the proper frequency. "Hello. Is this the mortal they call... Feet?"

King Kai would communicate with all that he could. "I got a joke for ya! What do you call the dessert Kai of the north? King Pie!"

"Who's this? Wrong number I guess."

"And I'm blocking you on my communication waves."

"How about you learn how to loosen up some."

"The only clown here is you. How can anyone be so serious?"

"It's ok Tien. Just know that if you're forgotten that I'll remember you."

"Why don't you come to my planet and I'll teach you some of my jokes. You'll need it."

"Well... Uh... Just die again. They can revive you with the Dragon Balls... Or at least they'll revive you."

"Well... I'll just tell you my jokes through our communication! What do you say? I got some real kickers!"

"I INVENTED THAT TRICK! Riiiiiing! RIIIIIIIING! RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG! CALLING TIEN!"

"Oh. Ok. I'll just stay on the line until HE DECIDES TO STOP IGNORING ME!"

"HAVEN'T YOU REALIZED THAT JOKES CAN SAVE THE EARTH?! I TRAINED YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR TEACHER! YOU DIDN'T EVEN BRING ME AN APPLE!"

"I-- I HAVE TO GO! MY CAR IS ON FIRE!" King Kai quickly ended the communication. "What a pain. I just wanted to say some jokes."

Four years later and you lose to a frog in a RP tournament.